Paul McCartney
News!!!!! Michelle lands a Beatle!!!!! Did
Paul find his "Michelle?"
64 year old ex Beatle Paul McCartney was seen on Robertson Boulevard with rock and roll
groupie/actress Michelle Trachtenberg. Trachtenberg, who likes musicians, (In an
interview, Trachtenberg was quoted as saying, "Every girl likes a bad boy and I like
musicians...") was seen nuzzling up to McCartney, who has daughters old enough to be
Trachtenberg's mother, kissing and walking around arm in arm on a shopping trip. The
couple made no attempt to hide from the press, and actually posed for a few lucky
photographers. Trachtenberg and McCartney have set no wedding date as of yet, but
Trachtenberg, who someday would like to live in London for a few years is excited and
looking forward to milking er um moving to McCartney's estate. She was overheard by
"our sources" as saying, "He's really a great guy. Now if Heather
gets half his estate, which is worth billions, that still leaves half of that, which would
still be billions, and if I get half again of that, I'll still wind up with......
BILLIONS!!!. Yeah, for me....."
Ringo Starr and Sir George Martin was not available for comment.....